- A Twitter user, deperate to get rich, asked “Church of Satan” on Twitter how he can join the illuminati and he was schooled.
@Alongeh2 tweted: “@ChurchofSatan How do I join the Illuminati?? I wanna get rich!” However, the @ChurchofSatan Twitter account advised him to get rich by applying himself.
@ChurchofSatan replied: “Illuminati basically means “enlightened” so read a book, educate yourself and poof! You are now enlightened. As a bonus, educating yourself is also a good step towards getting a job which can lead to getting rich. Good luck!”